Post by Raz on Feb 15, 2009 15:55:25 GMT -6
www.heartattackgrill.com/
Best. Restaurant. Ever.
www.heartattackgrill.com/photos.html
4 sizes of burger, the Single Bypass, Double Bypass, Triple Bypass, and Quadruple bypass. Everything is cooked in pure lard. It's a free fry bar (in place of a salad bar, which the frys are also deep fried in lard). The waitresses dress as sexy nurses. There is no salad or any green on the menu; and even the drinks are killer. Beer (no lite shit), Jolt energy drink, and Coke from Mexico (real sugar in it). Unfiltered cigarettes. Each burger patty is .5lbs, so yes, the Quad is 2 pounds of artery clogging love (and that's just the weight of the BEEF!).
I recommend watching the videos where the ass from Fox News is interviewing the owner.
If you're over 350lbs you eat for free. If you managed to down a Triple or Quad, you get a wheelchair ride out to your car.
This place is pure win, and pure manly.
Best. Restaurant. Ever.
www.heartattackgrill.com/photos.html
4 sizes of burger, the Single Bypass, Double Bypass, Triple Bypass, and Quadruple bypass. Everything is cooked in pure lard. It's a free fry bar (in place of a salad bar, which the frys are also deep fried in lard). The waitresses dress as sexy nurses. There is no salad or any green on the menu; and even the drinks are killer. Beer (no lite shit), Jolt energy drink, and Coke from Mexico (real sugar in it). Unfiltered cigarettes. Each burger patty is .5lbs, so yes, the Quad is 2 pounds of artery clogging love (and that's just the weight of the BEEF!).
I recommend watching the videos where the ass from Fox News is interviewing the owner.
If you're over 350lbs you eat for free. If you managed to down a Triple or Quad, you get a wheelchair ride out to your car.
This place is pure win, and pure manly.
