House pets

[Cat]

Only a few of the numerous housepets we have:


This is what happens if they get too close to each other. One or both of them collapse. The mechanical ones even fall into pieces.

[Cat]

The housepets are having a meeting........something about more kibbles and bits.

[Raz]

I told you what they were talking about. Killing the residents.
Smothering you with your own pillow, helicopter blades across ligaments and tendons, etc. etc.

[Cat]

ewwwwwwwwwwww